Your “Happy Birthday” song will start to slow down until it becomes endless.
A lot of other friendly hands are ready to go out and party with yours. Just close your eyes and press.
Pop these sprays in your purse to prepare for all eventualities: a pepper spray, a deodoriser, or a santiser for safely seductive handshakes.
A tube to carry with you
You can spread it on bread in the morning or use it to draw hearts on car windows.